|Life Tip: When in doubt of what to get your wife for her 25th birth day, get a unicorn mask and wear it around the house while performing daily tasks.|
I had an interesting day yesterday. Imagine my wife’s surprise, shock, and horror when she opened the front door after a long day’s work only to find this in her living room….
That’s her birthday present. She insisted she wanted or needed nothing for her birthday (set aside from a $50 book-scented candle that she wanted when the price was a little bit more reasonable); so, that gave me the excuse to get her whatever my crazy brain could think up for a present. I eventually decided on this fine piece of merchandise. She’ll probably wear it to dinners, work parties, restaurants—you know, that kind of thing.